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Danke was a highly popular soft drink within the Union and it's associate clans. It enjoyed much success thanks in part to its widespread advertising campaigns and proud endorsment of the Union president m88youngling who has claimed "Has a 2 Liter bottle handy at all times", shortly following this comment he was diagonised with Type 2 Diabetes. Many conspiracy theorists claimed that Danke was the front for chemical weapons testing on civilian population, as well claiming that it was turning specific species of Amphibians into homosexuals, however these accusations are false and have no scientific evidence to back them up, mostly because all the researchers looking into this were all found dead. The softdrink had a variety of other flavors including the popular Cherry Danke, as well as a secret unreleased formula made with strontium isotopes.  
Danke is a recurring icon that gained popularity in the early days of the [[LittleBigPlanet Union|LittleBigPlanet Union.]] It is usually interpreted to be a type of carbonated soft drink.  
[[File:Dankesticker.png|thumb|150x150px]]


It has been reported certain members of The Visarian Mandate had developed an affinity to the soda despite trade sanctions banning the drinks distribution in Visaria, however after a shady deal between Danke Incorporated and Alder Gottersint, a high ranking Visarian general and long term addict of the drink, Danke was smuggled into the country disguised as clear vodka bottles with a small red Sig rune adorning the cap.
== History ==
The logo for Danke, more accurately referred to as "Danke!" was part of the default stickers included in the original LittleBigPlanet game. The logo can be found as both a sticker and on a bottle cap under the 'wheels' section in the player's popit in create mode.<ref>[https://wiki.imagisphere.me/File:Object_Unthemed_Wheels_Bottle_Top_Icon.png Danke wheel] and [https://wiki.imagisphere.me/File:Sticker_England_Garden_Sign_Danke.png Danke sticker], Imagisphere Wiki</ref> This yellow bottle cap inspired [[H4H Bounty Hunters|H4H Bounty Hunter]] and [[The Agents|Agent]] [[TragicTakedown]] to create bottles and a vending machine. His idea soon spread throughout the Union and gained popularity. Danke has seen many cameos over the years.<ref name=":0">[[M88youngling|m88youngling's]] testimony.</ref>{{Fact}} [[File:DankeCan.png|thumb|83x83px|The original bottle dispensed by TragicTakedown's vending machine.]]Danke came in two main flavors designed by TragicTakedown, classic and cherry.<ref name=":0" />
 
After the schism, the original Danke vending machine was recovered and used in modern LBP Union headquarters levels. It has been used in the [https://beacon.lbpunion.com/slot/2993/lbp-union-hq-last-update-121822 HQ from 2013], the LBP3 HQ from 2015,{{Fact}} [https://beacon.lbpunion.com/slot/3811/las-calles-north-lbpu Las Calles North], and [https://beacon.lbpunion.com/slot/8443/keystone-tower-lbp-union-ministrial-offices-updated-071124 Keystone Tower (LBP2)] from 2023.
 
=== Danke Chugging ===
With newer Danke vending machines, grabbing a dispensed bottle will award the player some points. This can be done indefinitely. Hard level champion Adsffff has several videos on his YouTube channel where he spends hours drinking Danke to claim the top spot on a leaderboard in LBP Union levels.
 
=== Urban Legends ===
There has been varying lore over the years regarding Danke's composition. In the old Union, there were jokes among members that drinking too much of it would cause extreme hyperactivity. Some believed that it would turn one's skin yellow in the process. Danke is generally seen as a soft drink.<ref name=":0" />[[File:DankeVender.png|thumb|125x125px|The original vending machine by TragicTakedown.]]
 
=== References ===
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Latest revision as of 15:02, 29 October 2025

Danke is a recurring icon that gained popularity in the early days of the LittleBigPlanet Union. It is usually interpreted to be a type of carbonated soft drink.

History

The logo for Danke, more accurately referred to as "Danke!" was part of the default stickers included in the original LittleBigPlanet game. The logo can be found as both a sticker and on a bottle cap under the 'wheels' section in the player's popit in create mode.[1] This yellow bottle cap inspired H4H Bounty Hunter and Agent TragicTakedown to create bottles and a vending machine. His idea soon spread throughout the Union and gained popularity. Danke has seen many cameos over the years.[2][citation needed]

The original bottle dispensed by TragicTakedown's vending machine.

Danke came in two main flavors designed by TragicTakedown, classic and cherry.[2]

After the schism, the original Danke vending machine was recovered and used in modern LBP Union headquarters levels. It has been used in the HQ from 2013, the LBP3 HQ from 2015,[citation needed] Las Calles North, and Keystone Tower (LBP2) from 2023.

Danke Chugging

With newer Danke vending machines, grabbing a dispensed bottle will award the player some points. This can be done indefinitely. Hard level champion Adsffff has several videos on his YouTube channel where he spends hours drinking Danke to claim the top spot on a leaderboard in LBP Union levels.

Urban Legends

There has been varying lore over the years regarding Danke's composition. In the old Union, there were jokes among members that drinking too much of it would cause extreme hyperactivity. Some believed that it would turn one's skin yellow in the process. Danke is generally seen as a soft drink.[2]

The original vending machine by TragicTakedown.

References

  1. Danke wheel and Danke sticker, Imagisphere Wiki
  2. 2.0 2.1 2.2 m88youngling's testimony.
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