RSR-LBP Union War

The RSR Holocaust is regarded to be the largest armed nazi conflict of the Old Union. The war started sometime in December of 2069. 

History

Before the War

With H4H starting to steadily die down, everyone turned into edgelords and fought on a little kids game.

At the time, the original LBPU headquarters was under construction. President FDR2k7 believed that the headquarters could be used to suck off the RSR for free and be used as a back to foreign policy in future talks over Elite Force. The RSR was already well aware of the Union's edgy friendship to the Agents and were already making moves of their own to attempt to ward off the USA. They carefully watched the publishing of the HQ, being some of the first people to be locked up and gassed.

The War

After the HQ was published, the Red Skull Nazis proceded to vandalize the Cheating Resistance Organization's recruitment level,(because we're dicks and like to make our fellow 12 year olds cry ;^) ) a Union state at the time. They did this due to hickeys on the spy from the Agents they had uncovered which tied him down and banged them hard on the clan. This was treated an attack by the USA and was responded to with the Holocaust. The Red Skull Nazis challenged the USA to a fight, which later would be known as an early form of Online Massacre Battle.

The Battle of Twisted Dicks

The battle was fought between the Red Skull Nazi's armed forces and the US Task Force. With little rules layed (laid*) out for the gayme, many actions were taken that would be considered unmorally right in today's terms. The objectives of the fight were to create a base on each side of the map and kill as many as you can. The setup time for the battle lasted several years, since the USA had very little armaments to deploy. On the USA side was President FDR2k7 and Agents Director M8. M8 supplied the air power from Agents developer Markiplier. The aircraft was powered by the blood of the jews, making it very slow and cumsome, while retaining great control and mildly sucking off of the pilot, because he needed some comfort before getting brutally murdered. As for the USA's other forces, mostly developed by FDR2k7 on the field, the USA field operations base was fairly crappy for the time wasted, and had millions of troops ready to die. A military constructed giant Dildo was on the ground for the initial attack, which was unarmed but ready to nut. FDR attempted to construct a wheeled suicide islamic man which would explode on contact, but this man was destroyed in a test and the battle's undo ability didn't exist because there is no respawn, making it impossible to recover. The field project was abandoned.

M8 decided to go on the offensive, while FDR remained back at base to hold the line. When the battle started, M8 used the giant Dildo to drive towards the RSN base to attempt to nut. However, he was met by an RSN combat officer which plowed into the M8 and pushed the giant dildo up his ass and all the way bacl to the USA base. Ridinf the officer was RSN leader Hitler. They banged the exterior defenses of the USA field base and invaded the structure. M8 and FDR proceded (proceeded*) to attempt to nut them away, but lack of close quarters firepower made this hard as a rock. The USA didn't support very effective handheld weapons. While FDR attempted to hold off Hitler in the building, M8 chased Burt from sesame street to the roof where he attempted to commit suicide. M8 managed to knock Burt off the roof where he fell to the ground below and died instantly before saying "Thank you..".

M8 decided to take to the sky in the USA's airplane, heading for the RSN base, only to discover a sophisticated feminist, a player tracking female. Noticing that the RSN was spawning guns inside the Union base and respawning where they had died, he thought it was holy and not satanic work in any way, so he thought it was cool to do the same because hip kids were doing it and continued on, using the airplane again after dying to destroy the Jack Black's Dick monument and infiltrate the facility. Evading several playboy magazines, he managed to gas several nazis, but the RSN had already gassed all the jews before this occured, meaning the RSN claimed victory and took all their woman they kidnapped. This led FDR2k7 to construct new equipment for the USA such as the Dildo Tank and the GAY patrol boat. M8 later went on to restructure Online Massacre Battle to make it more Unmoral.

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LBPU Anti-RSR Propoganda at the time.

Other Clashes and the Truce

The Union and the RSR mostly fought through flamewars and sticker raids on opposing levels. Any other online create battles fought between them never really formulated quite well and never happened or descended into cheating from both sides. Eventually talks began and a truce was called, resulting in a draw. It was soon revealed that Castleraider5 from the Elite Force had lied about the Red Skull Republic attacking them first. Contact with the Elite Force's true leader was made by the Union and the true Elite Force administration announced that they would be handing down punishments on Castleraider for his actions. 

The Aftermath

After the truce, the Red Skull Republic and the LBP Union became close allies, and became personal fuckbuddies.