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Danke!

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Danke was a highly popular soft drink within the Union and it's associate clans. It enjoyed much success thanks in part to its widespread advertising campaigns and proud endorsment of the Union president m88youngling who has claimed "Has a 2 Liter bottle handy at all times", shortly following this comment he was diagonised with Type 2 Diabetes. Many conspiracy theorists claimed that Danke was the front for chemical weapons testing on civilian population, as well claiming that it was turning specific species of Amphibians into homosexuals, however these accusations are false and have no scientific evidence to back them up, mostly because all the researchers looking into this were all found dead. The softdrink had a variety of other flavors including the popular Cherry Danke, as well as a secret unreleased formula made with strontium isotopes.

It has been reported certain members of The Visarian Mandate had developed an affinity to the soda despite trade sanctions banning the drinks distribution in Visaria, however after a shady deal between Danke Incorporated and Alder Gottersint, a high ranking Visarian general and long term addict of the drink, Danke was smuggled into the country disguised as clear vodka bottles with a small red Sig rune adorning the cap.